twas the night before Christmas and all through the home not a creature was stirring but my wife and cell phone the kids were all settled asleep in their beds while visions of electronics danced in their heads with mom in her flannel and me in my jays we just settled down from long winter days when outside the house I heard such a clatter sprang from my adjustable bed to see what was a matter no it wasn't the man to repo my car but a red suit man with a new guitar as I started up the stairs I heard something wrong oh Santa I'm sorry left the fireplace on he sat beside the tree he began to play it was a rockn roll solo and it went this way [guitar solo] it was a fender strat with a six foot amp I knew he was cool but not a rockn roll champ he took off the guitar stuck it under the tree jumped in a Ferrari squealed down the street yelled look for my channel on Youtube T V